1 day mom was out

1 day mom was out
Dad was in-charge of 3yrs old daughter
Playing with her new
Tea set
Dad was engrosed in the news when she
brought a little cup of Tea
which was just water
After several cups of tea & lots of praise for such yummy tea
Mom came home
Dad made her wait to watch the little lady bring him a cup of tea
Mom watched patiently n then asked the proud dad
Have u realised that
The only place she can reach to get water is the

Toilet :P

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naaeee

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?

Boy
30 se 40

GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?

Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

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Aal is welll

Jab light ho out of control

Taar ko TU kar ke goal

Taar ko TU kar ke goal konda lga ke boal

AaaaLL IS WELL

K.e.s.c kya janey kunda kahan hoga???

Tv,fridge or fan bhe tera on hoga

Tar utha Kunda laga

Kunda laga k bol bhayya

AAaAaAL IZZ WELL.....

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zardari joota sms funny

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

wah wah

Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko

liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

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aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo

Aaj jo dua mangni ha mang lo,Q k jis gar me kutta ho, us gar me dua qabool nahe hoti,

ye mulk b hamara gar hai,

.

.

aur kutta filhal mulk se bahr hai... ;->

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